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I was kissing Death, but I had never felt more alive.

Shadow of Roserade

Berdly. Oh, Berdly… You’re simply the most perfect man!

Shadow of Roserade

I’m not Berdly, she thought, The corners of her vision buckled and warped like a fisheye lens. The world seemed to collapse in on itself all around her. Her vision was going black. I’m Burgerpants.

Choco

The snake was gay thoughts all along

CherryPijii, a chatter

She handed me a business card (?) with her Discord handle (??) and a link to her Ao3 (???).

Blackwater Menace

I had no idea that you were also a floor-reader! (˶°ㅁ°) That’s so POGFUL of you!

Blackwater Menace

THE UMRIZZYPANTS SRINE

On the Umirss girl

Like demons, both parts of the UMRIZZYPANTS ship have many names

Umrissa, Umirissa, Umi, The Umriss Girl, and many, many more

She's just like me fr, in the sense that she KNOWs that Umriss is the peakest of fictions!!!

Umi is the Umriss fandom's gijinka, the moe-anthropomorphication (anthromoefication to some) of our collective brain rot. As is the nature of fanfic characters, her personality depends on the fic, but always have common characteristics, much like aspects of gods in mythology. Umrissa is Obssessed with Umriss (the correct opinion), she is very proud and thinks she is better than everyone (because she is), and usually either missogynist or extremely missindrist (can anyone make a fic where she's both?). She's an alcoholic and a chain smoker (sometimes directly influenced by Berdly Umriss). She cannonically wears crocks everywhere.

She is either my femcel daughter or my transition goal, and I do not know which is worse

On the Azzypants Fujoshi

Like all fujoshi, her powers go beyond human scale, none can calm the wrath of those who enjoy doomed yaoi.

She is usually called Azalea, Lizzy, or other similar varations.

Lizzy is the embodiment of "Oops, accidental glomp xD!!! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾" even to the point of having Kaomoji in text

She is usually depicted as a very talented artist, knitter, designer, etc. And has a hyperfixation, well obsession, with fanfiction and Azzypants. Her love of writing is comonly used as common point of interest between her and Umi.

I don't understand Lizzy in a viceral level, like I do Umi, but her bubbly presence is essencial for balencing out Umrissa's jadedness, creating a sweet and sour dynamic. Azalea tears down Umi's walls (not in ALL fics, some are reversed!) making Umi have to admit that she isn't all that happy alone! (again, this varies between fics)

Links to fics!

Graciously provided by discord user, AlvinKnightWasRetconned

Some links lead to the ACDS server


PRAISED BE THE CAT-BOY, THE GOAT AND THE HOLY UMRISS